Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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