she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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