his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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