guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
