I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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