I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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