So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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