so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
