can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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