Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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