school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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