I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
