Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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