i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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