I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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