Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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