so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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