.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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