He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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