the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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