I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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