Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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