Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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