Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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