You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
