I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize