I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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