What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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