i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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