Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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