She's JV to your varsity
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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