That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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