Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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