STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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