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Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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