they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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