google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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