You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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