Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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