What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
