Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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