Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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