is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
