you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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