Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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