that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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