Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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