Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
How does one acquire holy water?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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