i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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