You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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