Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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