Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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