Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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