Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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