I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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