In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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