So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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