So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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