He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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